Welcome to the Whiskey Barrel, where you can come on a STARRY NIGHT and meet THREE WISEMEN. Or you could have LIQUID COCAINE with a RED HEADED SLUT or a BLONDE HEADED SLUT. You could have a SICILIAN KISS with a DIRTY GIRL SCOUT with a SLIPPERY NIPPLE. Hell you could even get a BLOW JOB or a WET PUSSY. We have some ELECTRIC LEMONADE but be careful of our RATTLE SNAKES. You may meet JOHNNY VEGAS who could turn out to be your SUPERMAN. You can have APPLE SAUCE, an APPLE JACK, CARMEL APPLES, STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE, or even PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN CAKE. You could meet a BAHAMA MAMA with a FUZZY NAVEL and go on a MAIN TRIP, watching a JAMACIAN SUNSET while having SEX ON THE BEACH. Have some LIQUID VALIUM with a BLACK RUSSIAN. You may find yourself in a PURPLE HAZE with a NINJA TURTLE. Possibly getting ORAL PLEASURE from JOHN DAILY. Watch out for PURPLE HELMET WARRIORS. They like to hang out on LONG ISLAND. Avoid ALABAMA SLAMMERS. And please make it to the TOILET BOWL and avoid getting in a CAR CRASH. And never drive drunk on a BLUE MOTORCYCLE. Thank you and enjoy our bar!
The Whiskey Barrel Saloon is Lansing's largest country bar. We have a spacious dance floor for all you line dancers, pool tables, 2 bars (front and back), 11 TVs so you won't miss out on the game, patio, plenty of seating, and DICK our mechanical bull! We are open Wed-Sat from 7pm to 2am. We offer bottle and draft beers, plenty of mixed drinks and shots! Try one of our famous 34 oz Long Islands. The Whiskey Barrel also serves food! Come on down to the Whiskey Barrel and have a great time with your friends and our wonderful waitstaff!